Rules is rules

	give the holiday inn a break already…….. but come with an open mind
	don’t forget your breakage deposit of R200 – we like to keep the hatchery in great nick for your next stay
	we’ll take all reasonable requests and a certain amount of normal deviancy is encouraged but… stupidity will not be tolerated (right of admission reserved)
	tv’s not provided – no extra charge for the bonding you will do with family and friends and improved relations with your significant other
	upgrade your experience by putting a beach butler to work but beware although official rates are available extra palm greasing is encouraged…
	a walk up the dune to the chill out spot is mandatory to balance you chi with your cha – though we recommend choosing a fit butler to carry your drinks
	the gin tank is conducive to overindulgence – any pain you may experience the morning after is your problem
	displaying the correct attitude means you’ll get double ply (a right that can be withdrawn at any time).
	no,… you cannot see through the glass in the bathrooms but just in case suck that tummy in
	keep it down after 10:00pm – don’t ruin the karma for other guests !!!!

that’s it - the rest is up to you –
do we have to spell it out for you – have fun